Friday, January 26, 2007

''FIDO,'' The LION?


TALKS
PREFERENCES


It Seems As If We All Have
Preferences, As We Go Along.
Some Prefer This, Some Prefer That
''I would have prefered you were the dog we booked. I have to admit it makes me a little uncomfortable, sitting so close. Is your name really, Fido?''
GROWL! Preferences Are All Geared To
Take Us Home.
Somethings I Prefer,
You Might Find Disgusting, GROWL!
''I wouldn't doubt that.''
And Vice – Versa. GROWL, GROWL..
''I doubt that.''
We All See Things, Differently.
No Wonder There Is Not
A Lot We Agree Upon. GROWL!!
It Seems We Have Fun, Anyway.
Picking And GROWLING, Choosing And GROWLING.
''Speak for yourself, Marc Antony.'''
I Guess When We LOVE, I Mean GROWL!
The Sky Is The Limit!!
''Why, you son-of-a..., You have been putting me on, the whole time. Ladies and gentlemen, this LION is playing a joke on the ''Old Chlo-ster.''' Did the staff put you up to this?' Wait-A-Minute. You're Jim Swanson. If I remember right, you did a guestshot on ''Daktari.''' You're friends with my agent, Stan. I met you at a party.You were wearing a Hat and had a false nose. I thought there was something familiar about you, but I was so scared. I used up about 8 of my 9 lives, during the interview. Now my crew says they wouldn't have let it go much farther, as It is NOT good to be that scared.''' CHLOE, [I Think.]
Actually, I am very good friends with a friend of yours.

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