SCRATCH-A-CAT

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WHY IS A CAT, HOSTING A BLOG?

---'Hi, Neighbor. My name is Chloe. I was approached by the good-folks at ''Blogs R Us,'' to do a Project. ON MY OWN. I am tired of carrying ''you-know-who,'' and it was decided that I would branch-out ON MY OWN. The collaboration was fun while it lasted, but he has become a royal pain-in-the, ''you-know-what.''
---As I said, I am flying solo, now, but I ''KNOW'' I can do it. I did NOT Purr my way to the top, as some [very jealous] people are suggesting. I have some wonderful friends to present to you. Without further adieu, let's get started. ON WITH THE (CHLOE Slips Into Her (FLAWLESS) Ed Sullivan Impression) REALLY BIG SHEW.'' 'CHLOE.

CATS FLUSHING TOILET - The VIDEO

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CHLOE IS NOT IN THEATER RELEASE! The PRODUCERS

BEING THE CAT YOU WERE BORN TO BE

BE WHO YOU ARE

I SAY YES TO DIFFERENCES IN ALL OF US
I SEE THAT WE'RE MADE MUCH THE SAME
BUT IT'S THE DIFFERENCES THAT SPICE IT UP.

SOME CATS ARE SUBTLE,
SOME ARE MORE OVERT
BUT THERE'S SOMETHING IN EVERY CAT
AND THE WAY THEY DEMONSTRATE
WHO THEY ARE

THE ENTIRE PICTURE IS IN ALL OF US
WHO WE ARE IS IMPORTANT --
LIKE IN A JIGSAW PUZZLE,
THE PIECE YOU PLAY IS WHO YOU ARE

BE YOURSELF AND DON'T COMPROMISE
AND YOU'LL FIND OUT SOON ENOUGH
THAT THE ONE YOU SEEK IS YOUR TRUE SELF
SO HAVE FUN WHEN IT'S THERE

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''Bert has played the SHELTER-CIRCUIT for quite a long while, now. He is glad to be off the road. I have known Bert from before he would wear his glasses. He would strut into things, and generally make a mess. He was a nuisance, too. It is good to see that he has bitten the bullet, and wears them. FOUR-EYES, Just Kidding.. Who loves ya, babe?'' CHLOE

YOU KNOW WHOSE- POEM

FLEXIBILITY

I'm Thankful When Things Happen
On Time, Without A Lot
Of Useless Waiting Involved.
I'm Happy When Someone Shows Up
When They Say They're Going To.
I Respond POSITIVELY To That

''Is The Picture - Useless Waiting or Positive Response? I'm Confused.'
Punctuality, Is Something We Don't
Pay Much Attention To.
I Used To Be Very Punctual
And Now I'm Paying For It.

''If You Ate Beans For Dinner, That Will Get Your Attention! There Will Be Some Kind Of Response.''
By This I Mean,
You Can Be
''Over-The-Top'' With Things
With Flexibility Taking A Backseat

''We Will Talk About Being, OVER-THE-TOP, Later.''
Being A STICKLER About Things
Is NO Fun.

''No Workman's Comp., If You're STUCK.''
Being FLEXIBLE Is ''FUNNER.''
I Think I'll Learn To Be MORE Flexible

''More Flexible And ''FUNNER,'' OKAY! - Excuse Me, More Fun. He Was Always Taking Self-Discovery Very '' Litter'' ally, But, I Hesitate To Say, That, He Is Full-Of-It. At Least, I Hope NOT, For HIS Sake.'' CHLOE.

SOMETHING ABOUT GETTING YOUR ''MUSIC'' OUT

---''Each CAT Has His Own Way.'' - CHLOE

AN EDITORIAL''PAWS'' - Chloe Weighs In...

''This Ain't Gonna Get You There!! MEOW-tivation and MEOW-ditation.''' CHLOE

An Official COMMERCIAL BREAK