Friday, January 26, 2007

''FIDO,'' The LION?


TALKS
PREFERENCES


It Seems As If We All Have
Preferences, As We Go Along.
Some Prefer This, Some Prefer That
''I would have prefered you were the dog we booked. I have to admit it makes me a little uncomfortable, sitting so close. Is your name really, Fido?''
GROWL! Preferences Are All Geared To
Take Us Home.
Somethings I Prefer,
You Might Find Disgusting, GROWL!
''I wouldn't doubt that.''
And Vice – Versa. GROWL, GROWL..
''I doubt that.''
We All See Things, Differently.
No Wonder There Is Not
A Lot We Agree Upon. GROWL!!
It Seems We Have Fun, Anyway.
Picking And GROWLING, Choosing And GROWLING.
''Speak for yourself, Marc Antony.'''
I Guess When We LOVE, I Mean GROWL!
The Sky Is The Limit!!
''Why, you son-of-a..., You have been putting me on, the whole time. Ladies and gentlemen, this LION is playing a joke on the ''Old Chlo-ster.''' Did the staff put you up to this?' Wait-A-Minute. You're Jim Swanson. If I remember right, you did a guestshot on ''Daktari.''' You're friends with my agent, Stan. I met you at a party.You were wearing a Hat and had a false nose. I thought there was something familiar about you, but I was so scared. I used up about 8 of my 9 lives, during the interview. Now my crew says they wouldn't have let it go much farther, as It is NOT good to be that scared.''' CHLOE, [I Think.]
Actually, I am very good friends with a friend of yours.

Saturday, January 20, 2007

AN EDITORIAL PAWS - DOGS Will Be DOGS




llThey Do This Kind Of Thing!! I Don't Think They Are Really That Smart, But You Gotta Love 'em. Dogs Huh?
CHLOE
-
An Official COMMERCIAL BREAK

Thursday, January 18, 2007

CATS








CATS - Tend To Be Prone To Tunnel Vision.

BOREDOM-Againl!



A POEM
BOREDOM - Against!!
.
''Let's hear it for our boredom expert, Dr. Killer. With a name like Killer, you would think that boredom would NOT enter the picture. You must ''inspire'' a lot of confidence. You are, actually, a Rhodes Scholar and wrote your doctoral thesis on boredom. So, if you don't have the credentials to bore us, I don't know who does. Maybe I should just read your thesis out loud. That should do it.'So,
Dr. Killer, [Dr. Killer -Out Loud To Herself] Go ahead, Bore us.''

You are making fun of me, aren't you?
''No,No Dr. Killer. Certainly not. [Dr. Killer. Out Loud To Herself]
I've Been Against Boredom,
For A Long Time.
''This is rivetting. In fact, I WISH i HAD SOME RIVETS, RIGHT NOW.''

You are making fun of me. THIS IS NOT FUN -
IT's SERIOUS .
''You are CORRECT, sir. This is NOT FUN. Which one is most serious?''

BOREDOM! We Need A Recipe,
or Something,
To Prevent BOREDOM!
''So You're NOT Serious?'
Chloe Gives the audience one of her patented, mischievious smiles, Holds it for just the correct amount of time. [The audience roars with laughter]'
''Okay. Dr. Seriously, then. What kind of things prevent BOREDOM?''

How About Doing Things
We Don't LIKE?
Chloe and audience [NO!!]

How About ''WATCHING,'' a Pot-Boil'' Situation
With People and Places,
THAT FEEL AWKWARD?
[NO!!]

How About HELLISHness Where
Time CREEPS ALONG?
[NO!!]That's Creepy!!

How About Nothing Creative?
[NO!!]

[That's ALL Well and Good,
But, You're NOT Trying.
YOU'RE LIVING IN THE SUPPOSED TO'S]

How About Something You - ENJOY?!?!
Something That Makes
TIME FLY?

[YES!!]

FIND WHAT YOU LIKE TO DO and
DO IT!!
''NOW, THAT'S CREATIVE?''
[Just Don't Hurt Anyone]
''Ladies and gentlemen and neighbors. The Doctor, himself. Dr. Killer. A rose by any other name. We had some fun with Dr. Killer, tonight. We are glad he was such a good sport. Let's hear it, again for Dr. Killer. That's Dr. Killer. K-I-L''
CHLOE

Monday, January 8, 2007

''GOODBYE EVERYONE. IT WAS A PURR-FECT EVENING!!''


''My producers tell me there is onlytime to say goodnight. I'd like to thank ALL of my guests. There is a case of Catfood for each of them. They ALL made tonight, memorable. Remember this, too. If Catnip, or whatever, makes you weak, you don't NEED it.This is CHLOE The CAT, signing off, until I see you, again. I hope that's soon. (BLOWS KISSES.) I Love You ALL.'' CHLOE
[Producers: Check-out CHLOES Video Library, Again.]